Well there is nothing like STATING THE OBVIOUS but if you want to be told that you are pathetic and your dick is not even as long as your fingers then DUH — go ahead and call cause I have no problem speaking the truth and taking money from a dumb ass who somehow thinks that will make his pathetic lot in life any better.

Here is the SIMPLE TRUTH — got a small dick? Then you better work on having a HUGE ASS WAD OF CASH cause no chick is going to hang around you for a dicklette dude.

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

NEED I STATE THE OBVIOUS????

For the record, if you have to ask — YES — it is too small.

Men with big healthy wonderful penises do not need to measure. They don’t need to shave to make it look bigger, they don’t concern themselves with the size of their penis or anyone else’s. Want to know why??

CAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY GETTING LAID!!

That’s right, worm. If you have to ask, if you have to ponder why I say measure from the top not the bottom, if you have to concern yourself at all with it — it is a SHRIMP DICK.

Now here is the part that makes me laugh my ass off. Now, mind you there are many things about small dick wonders that make me laugh, but here is one of my favorites. I always ask when they last got laid (and fuck if that answer is always FOREVER AGO) I mean ANY MAN under 30 who is not incarcerated should be getting SOMETHING weekly. So the whole 6 months, 9 months, 15 months ago BS is just that BULLSHIT. I mean I am sure it is true bullshit — but their penis is not the sole problem.

Because then comes my next question — when was the last time you came close. An attractive man with money should be able to pull in chicks. He will of course disappoint them when he takes his pants down — but he will at least come close. BUT YOU — SMALL DICKED WONDER — you do not even come close. So, ask yourself what else is wrong with your stupid ass. Are you fat? Then get your fat ass to the gym. Are you ugly? then groom dumb ass. Are you rich? then you should be fine. Women do not want to even talk to a poor fat ugly SLOB — so please — look at the whole package. I am sure there is more wrong with your little stupid self than JUST that pathetic dick.

So stupid, why don’t you make a list of all the reasons you are a LOSER — and call me so I can laugh my ass off.

Mistress Marissa

Ha – Little loser called last night and told me he liked to be humiliated and endure cock and ball torture. No problem stupid sub!

Sadly he did not have a lot of the items that I have on my CBT list so if you are a CBT sub, you should go there first. Most are common household items. I had one sub of mine manage to find at least 6 of these things in New Orleans within a week of Hurricane Katrina so unless you have a better excuse, then fuck off and go get the items and quit your bitching.

Now back to little loser from last night. He seemed to not get how to measure his penis because regardless of whether I asked the top or bottom measurement, he came up with the same size, still pathetically small but I guess the idea of facing the truth was too much for him.

His pathetic dick was already aching from a real time session with a vicious mistress so of course since his dumb ass needed more, I had him apply hot sauce to every little sensitive part below his navel. His shrimp dick, inside the hole on his shrimp dick, his asshole and his beat up balls.

And of course since his balls were raw already, I took great pleasure in listening to him clamp them all up. And of course for good measure, I had his loser ass clamp his nipples too.

It was a full hour of me telling him what a pathetic piece of shit he is and the secrets that came out of the little loser’s mouth, well, there were plenty of revelations and he came to realize that women do not want pathetic loser subs like him and he is only fit to serve.

Mistress Marissa
www.phonesexdomina.com

You know when you have a small stupid pathetic dick — it is a sad fucking thing!!!

But too fucking bad — I am going to laugh my ass off at it. I mean is it longer than your finger?? And obviously, if your dumb ass is calling to tell me you have a tiny penis then what do you expect?? When was the last time you saw me write something on here about how nice and sweet I am — Ha — that’s right — NEVER!! Because I have NEVER been accused of being sweet. I am just not the kind of woman who is going to giggle and say “awww”. I am going to laugh and push all your buttons.

So when your pathetic short call is over — yes because all little dick dudes have pathetic lives and must have SUCK ASS jobs that pay no income because they always do just the minimum.

So when you little lousy short call is over and you return to your sad pathetic life — my only hope is that you are more depressed and more pathetic than when your dumb ass picked up the phone.

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482
http://www.phonesexdomina.com

Well my little loser had to report back to Mistress that he completed his assignments. The first assignment was to ask him long term girlfriend why she won’t fuck him. I mean why would your girlfriend not fuck you when she has already –duh loser – because you are lame.

Look in your pants my little dipshit, TOO SMALL – that small little penis is not worth anything but as a sense of amusement.

So I then made him ask his “teammates” what a good size dick is. Knowing that his will be way too small. Maybe 1/3 of what is “good size”

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482
http://www.phonesexdomina.com