Well there is nothing like STATING THE OBVIOUS but if you want to be told that you are pathetic and your dick is not even as long as your fingers then DUH — go ahead and call cause I have no problem speaking the truth and taking money from a dumb ass who somehow thinks that will make his pathetic lot in life any better.

Here is the SIMPLE TRUTH — got a small dick? Then you better work on having a HUGE ASS WAD OF CASH cause no chick is going to hang around you for a dicklette dude.

Mistress Marissa
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NEED I STATE THE OBVIOUS????

For the record, if you have to ask — YES — it is too small.

Men with big healthy wonderful penises do not need to measure. They don’t need to shave to make it look bigger, they don’t concern themselves with the size of their penis or anyone else’s. Want to know why??

CAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY GETTING LAID!!

That’s right, worm. If you have to ask, if you have to ponder why I say measure from the top not the bottom, if you have to concern yourself at all with it — it is a SHRIMP DICK.

Now here is the part that makes me laugh my ass off. Now, mind you there are many things about small dick wonders that make me laugh, but here is one of my favorites. I always ask when they last got laid (and fuck if that answer is always FOREVER AGO) I mean ANY MAN under 30 who is not incarcerated should be getting SOMETHING weekly. So the whole 6 months, 9 months, 15 months ago BS is just that BULLSHIT. I mean I am sure it is true bullshit — but their penis is not the sole problem.

Because then comes my next question — when was the last time you came close. An attractive man with money should be able to pull in chicks. He will of course disappoint them when he takes his pants down — but he will at least come close. BUT YOU — SMALL DICKED WONDER — you do not even come close. So, ask yourself what else is wrong with your stupid ass. Are you fat? Then get your fat ass to the gym. Are you ugly? then groom dumb ass. Are you rich? then you should be fine. Women do not want to even talk to a poor fat ugly SLOB — so please — look at the whole package. I am sure there is more wrong with your little stupid self than JUST that pathetic dick.

So stupid, why don’t you make a list of all the reasons you are a LOSER — and call me so I can laugh my ass off.

Mistress Marissa